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New Year New observations…..

Hello Skinlovers.

So the new year has rung in and we were once again beset with worries and strife.
Bombings killings and such, mad mad world we live in.

But also the insanity contiues with entitled people asking one for favours and when one takes a little too long to answer because one takes ones time to read scripts and starts to write points, one eventually responds on face book only to find one is blocked.
O well such is life no loss really.
Here’s a hint. If you want me to do your work for you then pay me and you will immediatly gain priority status. But bitch please. Do not assume I will drop everything to work on your project if I am not getting paid, seriously!

On another note.

Here’s how funny things are I have been on a rampage since the fiasco of my 50th birthday celebrations, because I had a migraine caused by none other than being at an event and seeing Fady Kattaya doing absolutely nothing (except droning on in monotone about Yves Saint Laurent beauty products, and his assistant doing the make up application because it seems to his manager that Jordan is not important enough for him to do his magic), yes I am pissed off, I am pissed off that the people bringing him allowed that to happen, and that they were blowing smoke up his wazoo because of who he is, not realising that his disrespect of us was so great that he even didn’t bother to dress up for the occasion, his outfit was something you wouldn’t wear to your grandmother’s thanksgiving, light trousers and a sweater with the statue of liberty’s head on it to a presentation of YSL, really Fady?
No not acceptable on any level. Yet he could dress up for those in Kuwait as they were paying and it was a master-class……..
And then to top it all of P. L. the lebanese make up artist started to defend him by saying he was here as Fady not a YSL represntative and not as YSL ambassador, what a load of codswollop, YSL and the arrangers brought him ergo he is a representative of the brand, while I respect that he was defending his fellow country man, he really should’ve zipped it his bias was showing.
The girls from YSL liban were asking me what I thought and I told themI was pissed off, if it had been a few years ago I would have smacked Fady with a chair upside his head. THe girls proceeded to tell me he had stage fright and was shy and my reply was public speaking lessons and that he shouldn’t be doing what he is doing then.

Do not get me wrong, I am not attacking his talent or capabilities he is one of the most talented fellas we have in the region, I am attacking the fact that he listened to the manager, that gifts center let them get away with it and that the local social media influencers except for one or two were all up his posteriors kissing it. I mean if they were any thing remotely professional they would have seen the glaringly obvious that it was a shambles, within the first 5 minutes he had lost control of the crowd, and to add to that they (the crowd) were rude and were gossiping amongst themselves, that was the level it was at.
Suffice it that my night was ruined one of my friends sitting half a metre away could feel the body temprature from my rage seeping out from me.
Why didn’t I post it before because out of respect to someone, but therein comes the next part.

Last year  I was at an event with the same people (not YSL but GC) and I said to the daughter of the owner I think we (P.L and I ) should take our favourite brands and talk of them and do demonstartions, a few monthes after that while I was giving a talk in the place I repeated it again, and then in Sept or Oct I said it once more. No reaction.
Suddenly I open snapchat and there is P.L. talking about the stuff we had mentioned, so I was like okay so we started, and I send Y. A message saying so I get Guerlain, and she didn’t answer so I said I guess not. Next day I see P. Talking about, guess what? Guerlain.
Of course my knee-jerk reaction was and will always be…….. HELEN KELLER EVERYONES ARSE. So I did.
It’s the classic never share your thoughts or inspiration or even trust people because they will let you down. And most importantly you snooze you lose.

As we say everyone is looking out for number one.
So sad as it may be so must I.

So friendships and acquaintances must be purged from social media if you disrespect me I must be rid of you , yes that even applies to relations, and I am doing so some quickly some slowly.

And that is my new years plans, HELEN KELLER whomever doesn’t toe my party line, because who needs that kind of antagonism.wp-image-2116684210jpg.jpg Bala 7aya Marsa 1501712_489995134451124_2141434234_n
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The arrogance of it all. The pitfalls of fame (not me someone else).

Hello Skinlovers….

Grammas back again.

Let’s see what is my news.
O yes, I turned fifty on the 26th of November.
How did it go?
Well, here, let me tell you my tale of drama.

I get a phone calle sometime in October from a reputable company, they say we would like to invite you to a great event we are holding. It is with XXXXXXX from Lebanon (this guy is good an talented and very sweet that is NOT the issue read on and you will see) as most of you know I have an aversion to nearly all things lebanese especially since I do not believe that they a superior to us, damn but they work hard and are masters of promotion of self. So I said to them it is my birthday and yeah, why not it would be fun to see how he works.
The day of the event arrives, I show up and we wait. The set-up was like a school room a very extravagant one but still, row upon row black chairs with a stage and my thought was there is going to be a lot of people here damn! I had a table way at the back. So we were milling around talking and meeting and greeting and schmoozing. The main event arrives, and that’s were things went down hill (again I repeat this is not a reflection upon his skill and talent that is not in question) the dude was wearing a sweater and faded jeans, he looked as if he was going to his grandmother’s for thanksgiving (why am I focusing on this you aske, well, there are certain matters of etiquette to follow in events like these smart casual is de rigeur, but not frat boy college kid style, you wear a nice shirt, dark trousers and such)getting over that shock, we took our seats and the “Grand event” started.
Now is where the disaster struck, the dude didn’t even lift a brush, he was droning on iun a monotone voice about t he products, explaining in a low voice so that no one could hear the look of the season while an assistant did the applying.
I started boiling, literally boiling my friend sitting next to me could feel the anger, one of the mother company’s representative came over and asked me what I thought and this is what I said:
“I have a suggestion, maybe he should invest in some public speaking classes. This is unacceptable we were told that he would be showing us techniques or his style at least, NOTHING was mentioned about his assistant doing all the work”
She replied that his boyfriend/manager had told him not to apply any make-up since it wasn’t a master calss, and he has chronic shyness.
I said: “Well, then. He shouldn’t be doing this”

A friend of mine a make up artist who is lebanese too started to defend him by saying that he wasn’t a brand ambassador, and I looked at him like W T F? It stated it on the press release that this was a YSL event and he was here on their behalf and talking about their products how THE FUCK is he not a brand Ambassador???????????
So I got a migraine and that was my night ruined.
I didn’t go anywhere except home.

Now my points.
The people arranging did the best they could here are the problems.

  • Too many people.
  • You should never be so star-struck that you forget to get in writing a summary of what is going to happen so you can inform people about it.
  • You should not let themanagers rid rough-shod over you.
  • You should be sure the person doing the presentation is capable, no excuses.
  • You are responisble.

These are a few points. I mean seriously he might have thought he was smartly dresse but no, I do not accept that at all you are responsible for giving an appearance. What he was dressed as simply told me this: You guys are so unimportant that I am not even going to bother. And of course another point never let your spouse or your boyfriend be your manager especially if the shit doesn’t understand how these things work, just because you want your nookie while travelling so you bang THAT label on them so you get a ticket for them, sorry very unprofessional.
Where stage-fright is concerned take some damned public speaking lessons, get over it or do NOT under-take such a thing, it is disrespectful to the people who take time out of their schedules to see you. Seriously, I do not care how big a name you are. RESPECT is the key-word.

To the organisers.
They did a bang-up job, arranged it well, there is no fault on their side (except for being star-strruck and letting him and his manager get away with what they did). A bit of advice, always make sure you are armed with an appearance contract and that there are fixed protocols (as there should always be).

It was a terrible let-down, obviously I was the only one who felt like that, but the girls from the brand knew that and agreed, also they were aware of the fault but could do nothing.

I am just so sick of us being treated like we were just an incidental, I asked one of my lebanese friends in lebanon if this was the norm when she saw the picture of how he looked she was disgusted and taken-aback. soit isn’t just me.
Of course the social media cronies were all scrambling to take pictures with him, and kissing his arse. Yours truly is not a crony nor will I kiss anyones arse, I had actually said to one of the girls, that if this had happened a few years back I would’ve been shouting at him and his manager and then smacked them with a stool.
But this I did learn kudos to the lebanese they will stick with each other through thick and thin, the way my friend jumped to his defence was admirable, but bitch please, admit it, it was a shitty thing to happen and not professional at all.

So that was my little observation…….

Until next rant…….

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Why we are sliding down the slippery slope……. Never ending bureaucratic nightmares…………

Hello Skinlovers a rant…….

This will resonate strongly with all those people who have had to deal with the nightmare that is our bureaucracy.
My personal opinion is that there should be a purge in the upper tiers of the bureaucratic nightmare that is Customs and excise worldwide (but especially in our country)….. They are lording it over the people confiscating and putting taxes with no logical reasoning behind it.

I have copy pasted my status from facebook below:

Here’s a little tale of caution:
So basically that neverending story of our bureaucratic nonsense the nightmare continues.
So I placed an order (I do not blame the company I placed the order with but the bloody customs and excise that has no rhyme nor reason) they seem to be confiscating things:
The following would’ve been confiscated no reasons given or no logical reasons given because of course no logic required:
4K 30fps WiFi Ultra HD Waterproof Sports Action Camera,SONY Sensor,Time Lapse,Slow Motion, TWO Batteries Included
SYWHZ G1 Cutaway Body and Rear Adjustable Locknut Doual Action Gravity Feed Professional Airbrush with 0.3mm Nozzle for Makeup Body Art Nail Art Paint Cancelled
12 Color-US Cake Supply by Chefmaster Airbrush Cake Color Set – The 12 Most Popular Colors in 0.7 fl. oz. (20ml) Bottles Cancelled
Wilton 710-5501 Food Decorative Color Mist, Blue Cancelled
Wilton Red Color Mist Cancelled
Wilton Gold Color Mist Cancelled
1 X PointZero Brush Set for Airbrush Cleaning Cancelled
GotHobby 0.3mm Gravity Feed Dual-Action Airbrush Paint Spray Gun Kit Set Cancelled
Ready-to-use Metallic Pearlescent Baby Blue 100% Edible Food Paint for Cake and Icing Decoration Cancelled
Rainbow Dust Metallic Paint Pearlescent Cerise Cancelled
Rainbow Dust Metallic Paint Midnight Blue Cancelled
Ready-to-use Metallic Dark Gold 100% Edible Food Paint for Cake and Icing Decoration Cancelled 0.02 kg 1
Rainbow Dust Metallic Paint Light Gold Cancelled 0.01
Rainbow Dust Metallic Dark Silver Edible Food Paint 25ml
Orange/Gold UV/Glow in the Dark Pigment Powder – Medium 30-40 um-10g Cancelled
BLUE / SKY BLUE Glow in the Dark Pigment Powder 10g Cancelled
LILAC / PURPLE Glow in the Dark Pigment Powder 10g Cancelled
AQUA, BLUE/GREEN Glow in the Dark Pigment Powder 10g Cancelled
Those were just an example of some of the things that would’ve given problems……..
Of course there were more but it’d be toooooo long a list.
Now for the mind-boggling bit, you know what would have been allowed in with no problems. THESE:
B&S FEEL 24pcs Leather Packing Titanize Scissors Style Lock Tools and Single Hook Cancelled
Bidlsbs 5pcs Credit Card Hardware Multitools for Training Practice Lock Cancelled
So tell me again how we are suppose to be setting up businesses and investing and trying to create something that might blossom into a bigger thing.
When the people in certain bureaus and offices are the ones that are shoving the hurdles and making problems and are a dysfunctional unit that is ruining the country, my story is just the tip of the bureaucratic nightmare rampant in this country when small functionaries think they have the power to ruin everything. They make you jump through hoops of fire and then after all is said and done, one little troll will look at the paper and say nope not going to happen (but that seems to be the norm with bureaucrats all over the world)……..
Invest in Jordan my fat aunt Harriet. Not when they have literally driven every small business into bankruptcy and any investors who even thought of coming here saw the nightmare that is bureaucracy…..
Do something for your country I was once told, well, it’s a two way street, my country has to do something for me instead of forcing one to think that it’s time to leave for good and not look back, because this is what is happening, and they ask why is there a “brain drain”? Well sit with me and I can give you sooooooooooo many stories.
We keep on making summits and symposiums trying to bring investors into the country while the people trying to do start-ups, invent stuff are constantly blocked by those who are supposed to be helping them, problem is that if it is something outside their scope of miniscule brains and understanding it is an instant no this cannot be done. Yet when the people go abroad and make a success of it, they try to steal the credit, we all have stories like that.

And the powers that be are shocked when someone from here who made it big outside refuse to invest in our fair land, and they wonder why……. Ask me and I will tell you………
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This and phat! 😂

Hello Skinlovers.

I just felt like posting some images random ones at that. 😎

My mind goes in several directions at the same time. 😂

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The word of the day Job Numbskull/ Job Idiots (Danish: Fag Idioter)……

Hello skinlovers.

This had me laughing you know when you come across people who have a set-list and rote answers and there is not logic to their handling because that little thing called common sense is gone and virtually non-existent in their heads…..

Here for your reading pleasure is my tragi-comic tale of sorrow and lamentation, woe and despair.

I ordered something online and was waiting for confirmation of my order to give them their money (let say from the get-go that I do not blame the shipping company or the the lovely people where I placed my order, it really isn’t their fault at all) I have a hate hate relationship with some of the nitwits and bureaucratic nincompoops in the Customs and excise, and other departments involved running around like chickens without a head.
Here is my order and you guys tell me if there is something dangerous on it that makes sense to prohibit.

It’s just sad and abysmal the way dysfunctionality has taken over this town and you are the enemy if you dare call them out on it…….

1 X PointZero Brush Set for Airbrush Cleaning Cancelled 0.07 kg 1 $4.49 $4.49
Iwata-Medea Airbrush Cleaner 32 oz Cancelled 1.02 kg 1 $10.22 $10.22
GotHobby 0.3mm Gravity Feed Dual-Action Airbrush Paint Spray Gun Kit Set Cancelled 0.29 kg 1 $14.20 $14.20
Ready-to-use Metallic Pearlescent Baby Blue 100% Edible Food Paint for Cake and Icing Decoration Cancelled 0.1 kg 1 $4.60 $4.60
Rainbow Dust Metallic Paint Pearlescent Cerise Cancelled 0.03 kg 1 $7.25 $7.25
Rainbow Dust Metallic Paint Midnight Blue Cancelled 0.1 kg 1 $6.84 $6.84
Ready-to-use Metallic Dark Gold 100% Edible Food Paint for Cake and Icing Decoration Cancelled 0.02 kg 1 $6.60 $6.60
Rainbow Dust Metallic Paint Light Gold Cancelled 0.01 kg 1 $10.00 $10.00
Rainbow Dust Metallic Dark Silver Edible Food Paint 25ml Cancelled 0.07 kg 1 $6.60 $6.60
Waterproof Portable Face Facial Highlighter Stick Shimmer Powder Makeup Gold Cancelled 0.18 kg 1 $3.18 $3.18
Tattoo Junkee Skinny Dip Lip Paint + Lip Effects Cancelled 0.07 kg 1 $6.53 $6.53
Tattoo Junkee Bubble Gum Lip Paint + Lip Effects Cancelled 0.07 kg 1 $6.99 $6.99
Tattoo Junkee Cheeky Lip Paint + Lip Effects Cancelled 0.07 kg 1 $6.99 $6.99
Nikka Notto Liquid Eyeliner Waterproof Black, Precise Wear, All Day Cancelled 0.01 kg 1 $9.99 $9.99
Face Mask Brush, ESARORA Silicone Cosmetic Brush Set of 6 Face Mask Brush set and Eye makeup Brushes (Green)

So as you can see, it’s a very dangerous combination…..

Let give you the definition of the word FagIdiot/ Job Idiot.
It’s someone who is given a set of instructions and they promptly have blinders on and cannot use a) Common Sense b) Logic.
Simply put they have key words and they jump on them.

Another order is being stopped because there are the dreaded words
Glow in the dark UV pigments (take your pick I go with the words Pigment because there is the word pig in it. 😀 (Actually this just in it’s a combo of the JDEA and some others doing that. Sooooooooooooo.

Need I say more no I don’t think so.


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True things and the truth stings.

Hello Skinlovers.

It has indeed been a while. I feel remiss in my attentions to you.

I wanted to write something deep and profound on the whole election debacle and then I said hell no there isn’t anything to do but wait and see what unfolds.
It is indeed entertaining in a comic-tragic way that USI (UNited States of Israel) has sunk to this level but it is to be expected. They showed their true colours, and the moderates and passives got their just deserves.

Now onto something else I am posting pictures to alleviate the whole doldrums of the election…..20160609_224734 20160706_042617 c360_2016-03-05-12-52-20-005 c360_2016-06-20-23-59-21-180 dsc00656 dsc00675 20150803_120232 20160407_142033 20160317_104818

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