On Winter Driving!

Hello Skinlovers

I am being a bit prolific with my scribblings today!

This is a note and a shout out to all the drivers out there!

And I am going to write it in screaming:

LISTEN UP YOU NUMPTIES!
THE RAIN HAS STARTED AND MOST OF YOU ARE FIRST TIME DRIVERS IN WINTER, YOU ARE NOT SMART DRIVING AT CRAZY SPEEDS IN THE FIRST RAINS, THE ROADS ARE COVERED WITH A FINE LAYER OF WATER AND SAND (MUD) WHICH MAKES THE ROADS SLIPPERY AND SLEET LIKE, SO YOUR EFFING ABS BREAKS WHICH YOU ARE RELYING ON HEAVILY WILL NOT REALLY SAVE YOU!

I witnessed a horrific accident last night coming home, location was the tunnel going under the City mall/ Mecca street are.
Cars were completely smashed in the tunnel and outside and etc. the main reasons for this type of accident are the following:

  • Stupidity: People thinking they are rally drivers and so smart, well, accidents are proof that they are not!
  • First time drivers: ibib (see the above).
  • Drinking and Driving: ibid.
  • Smart arses: ibid

So be smart drive slow and do not let the idiots driving behind beeping and flashing their lights at you (because they think they are  important) make you get nervous and rush, NOTHING is worth risking your life and health, no not even and idiot who is trying to drive fast in this weather.
Ignore them and see if you can move to the side to let them pass, let them kill themselves, but you be safe.

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About descantia

A melting pot of contradictions! Artist, Designer (most media), Copywriter, Thespian, Chanteuse, Dancer, Performance artist, Make-up artist and so much more... The penultimate liberal hedonist with conservative leanings! Exacting, free, libertine with a Courtesan mentality! Honest, blunt, viciously unkind when dealing with fools, ingrates, liars, and any deceivers. Detests: Hypocrisy, Disloyalty, Infidelity, Stupidity, Anyone Devoid of Morals Ethics and decent manners and behaviour. Loves being a Snarky Grumpy Bitter Old Elitist!
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One Response to On Winter Driving!

  1. dino says:

    driving without winter can be dangerous so with black ice and snow and rain its just too dangerous :S thanks for the post

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