Are you on the list? We ferry imbortant beobles, don’t you know who I am? :-D

Yet another old post but it is still relevant in content! πŸ˜€
Wednesday, August 04, 2010
Are you on the list? We ferry imbortant beobles, don’t you know who I am? πŸ˜€ Share
Thursday, 01 July 2010 at 09:37
Hello Skinlovers been a while!

Let’s see, my title says it all.
I posted a thing a while back about O beach and the VIP & guest list syndrome we have in this town.
SO I will cut a long story short:

Listen you incompetent nincompoops who have not got a clue…
VIP lists are created after due diligence and research, you DO NOT HIRE A 20 SOMETHING TO COMPILE IT! Because they will immediately put their friends on it…

I will copy paste what I wrote in the other post (for the lazy sod who can’t be bothered to read it):

” Seriously how many events have happened over the years and when I went I had to walk out, REALLY I MEAN REALLY!
Please do not use the words “The Best” + ” The Only Place” + “Insert usual hype words that you extracted from the book Marketting/PR for dummies here!”
Refrain from saying only “Class”+ “VIP” & “A++ List” are invited especially when you are getting the wrong information on the said type of people.
You ARE NOT arbiters of taste, style or class! Let the ones who know of these things do it, you do not create a VIP guest list from canvassing newspaper subscriptions, or nightclub organisers lists. Vip lists are so much more.
Now these lists are worth Gold in the rest of the world.
The VIP lists for events vary, there are VIP lists of “movers & shakers”, then there are the lists of “Big-Spenders” + there are also the lists of “Talkers” (these are the people who might not spend much but will give you free PR by word of mouth and their reach are extensive. There are also the cross referenced VIP lists of people who actually fit on more than one list at the time and THESE are the people you want.”

Hyping a place to be the nr.1 or the “In” place to be before you have opened is retarded. Here’s another example, a new place was going to open and everyone was scrambling to get on the list (not I!) and everyone was using their connections. Well I went to a small gathering and there were two English girls and they had been put on the VIP list, and I thought to myself WTF? So promptly I decided the place was not for me. No reflection on the girls, they were educated, sweet, polite absolutely adorable company, but, they were not VIP’s, or at least by my definition of a VIP. The list to me was obviously compiled by a horny young man with raging hormones in the hope of a quick roll in the hay! πŸ˜€

So whenever I hear of a place or a party that’s slamming or whatever they call it these days, I treat it with a very large and healthy dose of Scepticism, after all I refuse to go some place and be bored to the brink of suicide or manslaughter, by a bunch of idiots who can’t handle their alcohol, and who think just because there is a “free-bar” that they should promptly get drunk… What are and where are we? High-school?

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A melting pot of contradictions! Artist, Designer (most media), Copywriter, Thespian, Chanteuse, Dancer, Performance artist, Make-up artist and so much more... The penultimate liberal hedonist with conservative leanings! Exacting, free, libertine with a Courtesan mentality! Honest, blunt, viciously unkind when dealing with fools, ingrates, liars, and any deceivers. Detests: Hypocrisy, Disloyalty, Infidelity, Stupidity, Anyone Devoid of Morals Ethics and decent manners and behaviour. Loves being a Snarky Grumpy Bitter Old Elitist!
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7 Responses to Are you on the list? We ferry imbortant beobles, don’t you know who I am? :-D

  1. shufimafi says:

    Don’t get me started on O-Beach…. video you’re welcome to embed here (i had to take post down after Mimi complained… she’s a big fan)

    • descantia says:

      Well I used O Beach as an example, but there are worse offenders out there. It is like you see those brats and you say, seriously Child what do you know? πŸ˜€

  2. Yazanz says:

    Amman is just a big American high school movie.

    • descantia says:

      Ain’t that the whole damned stinking truth!
      I used to think it was a Mexican Telenovella but after seeing some good ones I decided it was like you said AHSM!

  3. jbour says:

    HAHAHA that is soooo true…………. they say it the gonna be the event of the year and its couples only but when u go it turns out to be 50 guys humping each other………… and throwing themselves on the 4 girls who came by mistake………….. and all the ppl on the vip list are their horny friends who think thier the only single guys coming……………… PATHETIC

    • descantia says:

      Yes it is rather amusing with their “cubbles only” policy yet all their male friends are in there! Really? I mean REALLY! πŸ˜€
      Event of the year, the best place in town, yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah! Just love the Copy writing 101 poached from the internet! πŸ˜€

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